ratemyfur merch!

Wear your fur with pride. The shop opens soon. Here's what's coming.

Brown tee with the bear on the chest, and its back with ratemyfur.com and a QR code
Coming soon

The Bear tee

The bear over your heart, ratemyfur.com across the shoulders and a QR code on the back so people can rate you. Shag brown, black, heather grey or mustard.

Brown tee with a window showing a hairy chest above a 1 to 10 rating row, and its back
Coming soon

Rate Me deluxe tee

A window onto a realistic hairy chest, with the 1 to 10 rating buttons underneath. Light, medium or heavy fur, in a range of skin and hair colours.

Black tee with an engraved hairy chest in an oval and a 'Rate my fur' ribbon, and its back with a round seal
Coming soon

Vintage fur tee

An old-style engraving in one ink, framed like a fairground poster, with a "certified fur" seal on the back. Natural, black or mustard.

White mug with a gold inside: the bear on one side, rate my fur.com on the other
Coming soon

Fur mug

The bear on one side, "rate my fur.com" on the other, so whoever's across the table gets the joke. White, two-tone gold, black or camp enamel.

Gold and rust trucker cap with a bear patch, and its back with ratemyfur.com above the strap
Coming soon

Bear patch trucker

A stitched bear patch on the front, with ratemyfur.com around the patch or across the back. Cream and brown, gold and rust, or black.

Want first dibs, or want to make it with us? Merch enquiries will open here soon.